Take this snow shovel and shovel it
Irony, or other things like it are a pain in the you-know-what. For example, its snowing here now, and probably will snow until about midnight tonight, what fun. Now, I'm not much for the cold. Acutally, I can't stand it. I hate the way your nostrils stick together when its really cold outside. But, I tell myself, I like snow. If its snowing I don't mind the cold so much. So its snowing now, but for some reason it doesn't make me smile. Why? Because someone's got to go clean it up, ie = shovel and snowblow, and I'm not usually one for manual labor. And since I'm off today, it falls on me. So, I like snow, except when it makes me have to work. Damn you snow! Out to go fire up the snowblower and move some white stuff off the driveway.
Current music - The Beatles "Penny Lane"