Wierdest Dream Ever
This one is a doozy trust me. Technically it should be a nightmare, but at the time the dream was occuring I think I was enjoying it. Only when I woke up did I realize the horror that could've been if it were true. Here's how it went down.
Despite the fact that we've been broken up for more than two years, somehow I knocked up and then had to marry my ex-girlfriend, while somehow still with Elena. Strangely she was OK with the arrangement. Now, aside from the pregnancy having a gestation period almost triple the usual 9 months, my ex, who I guess was my wife in the dream went into labor. I was debating with her whether or not I should leave work and go pick her up and go to the hospital. I don't know why I would debate that. In real life, if my wife went into labor I'd drop everything and run. Strangely though, I was working in NY and she was at our old apartment in Lousiana. Odd, I know.
So we skip the whole labor part and all of a sudden I'm happy because I have a son now. I even imagined the e-mail my company would send out about it, like they do when every employee has a kid. Hell, they even announce when some people become grandparents. I'm amazed they don't send out notices about people that bought dogs.
Anyway, I'm getting off topic. So I wake up and realize it was all a dream and I was horrified at how much my subconscious found it enjoyable. Granted earlier in the day I was thinking about what it would be like to be around Elena when the time came for us to have kids, but I wasn't thinking of my ex-girlfriend. I woke up and was tempted to tell her about the dream next time we IM eachother or something, but then I realized that it would probably upset her, given that she can't have kids due to having cervical cancer last summer and having to have a hysterectomy performed. Yeah, that would be a bad idea.
Comments
Yikes - aren't dreams weird and scary? And yeah, definitely don't tell the ex since she can't have any!
Posted by: Jenniy | February 14, 2005 11:04 AM