Fortune Cookie
So I went out to dinner last night with my parents, Grandma, aunt, uncle and brother for some good Chinese food. My mother has been going to this guys restaurants (not this particular one) since she was a teenager I think, so the owner, this funny old Chinese guy, knows my family pretty well, so it was a very enjoyable meal. Dessert comes, which was ice cream with fortune cookies. I grab mine, open it up and read it and almost laugh out loud at just how much bullshit it was trying to sell me. It said:
"If you continually give, you will continually have."
All I could think to myself was, whoever wrote that has obviously never dated any of my ex-girlfriends.