In My Tree
Title courtesy of the always awesome Pearl Jam, off their album No Code. I chose that because its what I'm listening to as I type this.
So today is the big day. My older brother Randy is getting married. In about 10 hours it'll be official, and by this time 12 hours from now, I plan on being ten sheets to the wind off of free booze and beer. I'm looking forward to it. It should be a fun night. I have my speech all prepared and printed out. I ran it by both of my parents and they said it was good. Or just OK. I can't tell sometimes with my parents if they're being really sarcastic or not. Well, more so with my dad, but thats another story. Its just a two minute speech, so its not a big deal. I had to forgo my plan of a 15 minute presentation complete with slides and a musical interlude because I was told by the bride that she didn't want speeches taking up party time. And you know me, I quoted that exact line in my speech, just for her!
Plan for today? I need to shower and get dressed. I need to drop Keyser off at a womans house, she's going to watch him for the night. She's a patient at my mom's office and was nice enough to let us board him for the night with her. Poor guy. I think he should've been included. He'd look nice in a little doggy tux, don't you think? Oh well. After that at some point I'm heading to the hotel where the wedding is at with my parents. Pictures for the bridal party is at like 2:30 or so, and I think we're leaving for the hotel at noon, so I have plenty of time to get dressed and ready. I just hate the tux, with a passion. The vest and tie are brown in color, and brown just always reminds me of poop. I feel worse for the bridesmaids, their dresses are all that shade of brown! That's why Missy and I went for black and white as our colors. Its simple, you know?
Anyway, thats about it. I have to hop in the shower and get dressed and ready to go witness my brother making a huge mistake, I mean get married! Just kidding. I wish him all the happiness in the world.
Peace out party people!